What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
There r osticjed everywhere
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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