i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Randomize
