32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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