so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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