Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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