Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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