I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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