I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Watching her eat just hurts me
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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