Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
