New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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