My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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