Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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