You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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