I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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