All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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