Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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