We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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