You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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