My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize