what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i was born a porn star she said
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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