Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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