He told me they were just razor bumps!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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