if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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