dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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