I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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