idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
being pregnant is like rehab
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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