She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
i now understand why vodka
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
