That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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