you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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