I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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