i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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