Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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