I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Come share oat with me in your robe
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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