and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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