Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I love you. Go after that dick
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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