My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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