Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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