Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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