how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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