I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize