Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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