whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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