Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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