In the future we'll all be gay
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Please don't give away my fajitas
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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