My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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