i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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