I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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