we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
