Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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