Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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