Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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