He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
