Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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