Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Oh god it's open bar.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
