Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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